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so i was a net surfer for like 5 years now, and i was watching lots of awesome games, videos and songs. and i thought ''why not make the games i like for myself and for other newgrounders''
so i have a bunch of questions in this post so lets hope you guys will be able to answer all of my questions.

1 - how can i make a banner?
2 - what program i use to make games/animations.
3 - how much is a recording studio for me to make songs.
4 - i am not a very good artist so is there a way i can improve my skills?
5 - can i get famous for creating incredible games?
6 - how can i make a game so the haters wont crawl up and say ''that is so lame u SUUUUCKKKKK''
7 - is there a program i can make dubstep / dubstep remixes?
8 - me and my friends in school wanted to make youtube videos and get famous and earn money but many of my classmates want to be in my videos and they are retarded and like 4 classmates know good programs for my videos. shuld i make videos?
9 - my art style is stick figures, will i get good ratings for stick figures?

well these are all of my questions, so please if u can send this to you're friends so they culd help me
- love ingman